{"product_id":"i-will-put-you-in-a-trunk-and-help-people-look-for-you-t-shirt-funny-dark-humor-tee","title":"I Will Put You In A Trunk And Help People Look For You T-Shirt | Funny Dark Humor Tee","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cvideo style=\"width: 100%; max-width: 600px; border-radius: 8px; margin: 20px 0;\" preload=\"auto\" playsinline=\"\" loop=\"loop\" muted=\"\" autoplay=\"autoplay\"\u003e \n  \u003csource type=\"video\/mp4\" src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/videos\/c\/o\/v\/6c9aafb3e53749ba8cd3d6f4b13a2b6c.mp4\"\u003e\u003c\/video\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch2\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e😌🔥 Statement Tee | Dark Humor | Bold Energy\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eSoft. Bold. Slightly unhinged (in the funniest way).\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis tee says what you’re thinking —but with that deadpan confidence that makes people laugh first and think second. The worn-stencil typography delivers a cheeky warning wrapped in dark humor energy. It’s playful, a little dangerous, and completely unforgettable.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eLightweight and breathable, this unisex tee slides effortlessly into your everyday rotation. Dress it down with denim, layer it under a jacket for city vibes, or wear it to the barbecue and let the message do the talking. The clean crew neckline and minimal back keep the look classic while the statement stays front and center.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eBecause sometimes humor is your boundary.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eProduct Details\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• Unisex Jersey T-Shirt (Prime Essentials)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• Super lightweight fabric (4.2 – 4.3 oz\/yd²)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• Retail fit for a relaxed, laid-back feel\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• Crew neckline for a timeless look\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• Tear-away label (SwiftPOD applies a printed neck label during fulfillment)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeathers: 60% cotton \/ 40% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eLight Heather Grey: 90% cotton \/ 10% polyester\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e• Ethically sourced materials\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Features\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\n\u003cstrong\u003e✔ Ribbed\u003c\/strong\u003e knit collar with seam for shape retention\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✔ Shoulder tape for durability and structure\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✔ Side seams for long-lasting fit\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✔ Soft, breathable fabric perfect for layering\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e✔ Holds its shape wash after wash\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eAvailable Colors\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eBlack\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eHeather Gray\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWhite\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ctable style=\"min-width: 360px;\" id=\"size-guide\"\u003e\n\u003cthead\u003e\n\u003ctr\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"padding: 10px;\"\u003e \u003c\/th\u003e\n\u003cth style=\"color: #000000; 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