Looking for a holiday shirt that brings straight honesty with a sprinkle of chaos? 😈🎅 You just found it.
Meet Cocoa Santa — the bold, unbothered icon of this year’s Christmas season. 😈🎅🏾 If you prefer your holiday humor a little spicy, a little petty, and a whole lot of real… this is your shirt.
The “YOU AIN’T GETTIN’ SH*T” collection brings that unapologetic holiday truth-telling with a street-style twist. Cocoa Santa is cool, cozy, and collected — giving out vibes, not gifts. Perfect for holiday parties, late-night gift wrapping, ugly-sweater alternatives, matching family sets, or just shaking up those predictable gatherings.
Available in T-shirt, Sweatshirt, or Hoodie, colors 🎄 Red, Green, Black, or White, and sizes S–5XL.
Get into the holiday spirit… the honest way. 😉
Available in T-shirts, Sweatshirts, or Hoodies, sizes S–5XL, and in four festive colors: ❤️ Red | 💚 Green | 🖤 Black | 🤍 White
Perfect for holiday parties, office chaos, matching family photos, or anyone who loves a good dose of sarcasm with their Christmas cheer.
🎁 ✨ PERSONALIZATION OPTION (Optional!)
Want to take your shirt from funny to legendary?
You can add a name to Santa’s Naughty List — it will appear crossed out with a red “X” right on the design. This is perfect for: 🎁 Best friends 👀 Petty siblings 😂 Inside jokes 💘 Your partner who “ain’t gettin’ nothin’”
To personalize, simply enter the name (up to 8 characters) in the personalization box before checkout. (If box is left empty the red X and line will still print with no name)
🎅 CHOOSE YOUR STYLE:
You’ll get the same iconic graphic across all garments, each with its own feel:
This tee brings sarcastic holiday humor to life with a clean, classic fit. Perfect for layering, lounging, ugly-sweater-alternative parties, and anyone who prefers laughter over sugar-sweet Christmas clichés.
Ribbed, seamless collar + shoulder tape for durability
Crisp DTG/DTF printing for bold graphics
Tear-away label
Oeko-Tex certified & ethically sourced
💚 Gildan 18000 Unisex Sweatshirt (Warm + Bold)
The perfect blend of cozy comfort and rebellious holiday humor. A soft, midweight crewneck that feels good and makes your statement loud.
Product Features
Midweight 50/50 cotton–poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²)
Tubular knit (no side seams)
Double-needle stitching throughout
Ribbed collar + elastic cuffs for shape retention
DTG/DTF print-ready interior
Wrist or chest embroidery options (if desired)
❤️🔥 Gildan 18500 Unisex Hoodie (Cozy + Attitude)
A heavy, warm, “rough-around-the-edges” hoodie with a vintage Santa bringing the heat. Perfect for errand days, bonfires, lounging, and holiday chaos.
Product Features
50/50 cotton-poly midweight fleece
Kangaroo pouch pocket
Double-lined hood with matching drawcord
Tubular knit (no side seams)
DTG/DTF ready + optional embroidery
Care Instructions for All Styles
Machine wash cold (max 30C/90F)
Tumble dry medium
Low-heat iron only
Do not dry clean
Non-chlorine bleach as needed
🌟 SIZING INFORMATION
All items run true unisex sizing from Small through 5XL. If you enjoy an oversized or streetwear look, we recommend sizing up 1–2 sizes for hoodies and sweatshirts.
📦 Production & Shipping
Every Jonesworthy product is made to order with care just for you. Once your order enters production (typically within 1–2 hours immediately after your purchase) it cannot be changed or cancelled.
Due to this personalized process, we do not accept returns or exchanges unless there is an error on our part.
We move fast to create and ship your piece, so keep an eye out for your tracking number — it’ll be on its way before you know it! 🎁✨
