Making Sure It's Not Poison | DAD TAX Tee

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Don’t Just Keep Up… Level Up Dad Mode.

Every dad knows the rule — before the fries are gone, before that burger disappears, before dessert hits the table — a sample must be taken... for safety, of course. Enter the Dad Tax Tee, a Jonesworthy original designed for the men who inspect snacks with love (and a little appetite).

With a vintage-style graphic that’s as bold as his bite, this tee isn’t just funny — it’s functional dadwear. Made from ultra-soft, premium cotton and printed with lasting color, it’s built for backyard barbecues, spontaneous snack patrols, and everyday dad greatness.

Why It’s Jonesworthy:

🧵 Crafted for Comfort: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — soft enough for dad naps, strong enough for repeat wear.
🎨 Retro Dad Vibes: Features a bold, vintage-inspired graphic that gets laughs and compliments in equal measure.
📦 Built to Last: Durable print and fabric for a tee that keeps up with dad duties.
🧼 Easy-Care: Toss it in the wash (cold, inside out), dry low, and it’s ready for round two.
🧍🏽♂️ Unisex Fit: Crew neck, short sleeves, and side-seamed for a clean, modern silhouette that flatters all body types.

Product Specs:

• Material: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fit: Unisex – Retail fit, true to size
• Sizes: XS to 2XL
• Style: Crew neck, short sleeves, side seams
• Colors: Classic Black or Crisp White
• Print: Back-only vintage snack design, DTG for rich, lasting color 

🎁 Every shirt is lovingly packaged — perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just because he earned it.

The Jonesworthy Verdict:
It’s not just a T-shirt. It’s a dad’s uniform, snack authority badge, and conversation starter — all rolled into one.

📦 Production & Shipping:

Every Jonesworthy product is made to order with care just for you. Once your order enters production (typically within 1–2 hours immediately after your purchase) it cannot be changed or canceled. Due to this personalized process, we do not accept returns or exchanges unless there is an error on our part.

We move fast to create and ship your piece, so keep an eye out for your tracking number—it’ll be on its way before you know it!