Making Sure It's Not Poison | DAD TAX Tee

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Don’t Just Keep Up… Level Up Dad Mode.

Every dad knows the rule — before the fries are gone, before that burger disappears, before dessert hits the table — a sample must be taken... for safety, of course. Enter the Dad Tax Tee, a Jonesworthy original designed for the men who inspect snacks with love (and a little appetite).

With a vintage-style graphic that’s as bold as his bite, this tee isn’t just funny — it’s functional dadwear. Made from ultra-soft, premium cotton and printed with lasting color, it’s built for backyard barbecues, spontaneous snack patrols, and everyday dad greatness.

Why It’s Jonesworthy:

🧵 Crafted for Comfort: Made from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton — soft enough for dad naps, strong enough for repeat wear.
🎨 Retro Dad Vibes: Features a bold, vintage-inspired graphic that gets laughs and compliments in equal measure.
📦 Built to Last: Durable print and fabric for a tee that keeps up with dad duties.
🧼 Easy-Care: Toss it in the wash (cold, inside out), dry low, and it’s ready for round two.
🧍🏽♂️ Unisex Fit: Crew neck, short sleeves, and side-seamed for a clean, modern silhouette that flatters all body types.

Product Specs:

• Material: 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
• Fit: Unisex – Retail fit, true to size
• Sizes: XS to 2XL
• Style: Crew neck, short sleeves, side seams
• Colors: Classic Black or Crisp White
• Print: Back-only vintage snack design, DTG for rich, lasting color 

🎁 Every shirt is lovingly packaged — perfect for Father’s Day, birthdays, or just because he earned it.

The Jonesworthy Verdict:
It’s not just a T-shirt. It’s a dad’s uniform, snack authority badge, and conversation starter — all rolled into one.