I’m Just Here for the Food Funny Thanksgiving T-Shirt | Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee (S–5XL) | Holiday Humor Graphic Tee

Get comfy, grab your plate, and let everyone know why you really showed up 🍽️✨ This I’m Just Here for the Food tee is your official Thanksgiving uniform — soft, funny, and totally feast-approved. Perfect for Thanksgiving dinner, Friendsgiving, or that post-meal nap you’ve been planning all week.

Available in sizes Small through 5XL, this unisex tee comes in a warm, festive palette: Military Green, White, Black, Maroon, Gold, Dark Heather, and Dark Chocolate. Every color pairs perfectly with stretchy pants, cozy cardigans, or your favorite jeans for that “I came for the vibes and the stuffing” energy. 🦃🥧

🍂 Product Details

• Bestseller: Gildan 5000 Unisex Heavy Cotton Tee
• Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd² / 180 g/m²), 100% cotton — soft, durable, and comfortable year-round
• Classic fit with crew neckline and tear-away label
• Ethically made in the USA using 100% U.S. cotton — U.S. Cotton Trust Protocol & OEKO-TEX certified

Seamless body, reinforced shoulders, and tightly knit fabric for sharp, long-lasting prints

Ideal for custom holiday graphics and everyday wear

🧺 Care Instructions

• Machine wash cold (max 30 °C / 90 °F).
• Tumble dry low.
• Do not iron.
• Do not dry clean.
• Use non-chlorine bleach as needed.

📏 Size Guide (Imperial)

S W 18" L 28" SL 15.1"

M W 20" L 29" SL 16.5"

L W 22" L 30" SL 18"

XL W 24" L 31" SL 19.5"

2XL W 26" L 32" SL 21"

3XL W 28" L 33" SL 22.4"

4XL W 30" L 34" SL 23.7"

5XL W 32" L 35" SL 25"
(Size tolerance ± 1.5")

🎁 Why You’ll Love It

Because Thanksgiving isn’t just a meal — it’s a lifestyle. Whether you’re in charge of pie, mac & cheese, or quality control (taste testing everything), this tee delivers cozy comfort and a side of humor. Perfect for family gatherings, fall photos, and seconds … or thirds. 🦃🍂

📦 Production & Shipping:

Every Jonesworthy product is made to order with care just for you. Once your order enters production (typically within 1–2 hours immediately after your purchase) it cannot be changed or cancelled. Due to this personalized process, we do not accept returns or exchanges unless there is an error on our part.

We move fast to create and ship your piece, so keep an eye out for your tracking number—it’ll be on its way before you know it!