I Will Put You In A Trunk And Help People Look For You T-Shirt | Funny Dark Humor Tee
I Will Put You In A Trunk And Help People Look For You T-Shirt | Funny Dark Humor Tee
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😌🔥 Statement Tee | Dark Humor | Bold Energy
Soft. Bold. Slightly unhinged (in the funniest way).
This tee says what you’re thinking —but with that deadpan confidence that makes people laugh first and think second. The worn-stencil typography delivers a cheeky warning wrapped in dark humor energy. It’s playful, a little dangerous, and completely unforgettable.
Lightweight and breathable, this unisex tee slides effortlessly into your everyday rotation. Dress it down with denim, layer it under a jacket for city vibes, or wear it to the barbecue and let the message do the talking. The clean crew neckline and minimal back keep the look classic while the statement stays front and center.
Because sometimes humor is your boundary.
Product Details
- • Unisex Jersey T-Shirt (Prime Essentials)
- • Super lightweight fabric (4.2 – 4.3 oz/yd²)
- • Retail fit for a relaxed, laid-back feel
- • Crew neckline for a timeless look
- • Tear-away label (SwiftPOD applies a printed neck label during fulfillment)
- • 100% combed and ring-spun cotton
- Heathers: 60% cotton / 40% polyester
- Light Heather Grey: 90% cotton / 10% polyester
- • Ethically sourced materials
Key Features
- ✔ Ribbed knit collar with seam for shape retention
- ✔ Shoulder tape for durability and structure
- ✔ Side seams for long-lasting fit
- ✔ Soft, breathable fabric perfect for layering
- ✔ Holds its shape wash after wash
Available Colors
- Black
- Heather Gray
- White
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 |
| Size tolerance (+/-), in | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 | 1.00 |
Care Instructions
- Machine wash cold (max 30°C / 90°F)
- Non-chlorine bleach as needed
- Tumble dry low
- Iron/steam low heat
- Do not dry clean
📦 Production & Shipping
Every Jonesworthy product is made to order with care just for you. Once your order enters production (typically within 1–2 hours immediately after your purchase) it cannot be changed or canceled. Due to this personalized process, we do not accept returns or exchanges unless there is an error on our part. We move fast to create and ship your piece, so keep an eye out for your tracking number—it’ll be on its way before you know it!
