That's it I'm not going Funny Christmas Shirt • Hoodie • Sweatshirt • Crewneck• “My Day” Front & Back Print | Unisex Holiday Shirts

If sarcastic holiday energy had a wardrobe… this would be it. 🎄💚
This unisex hoodie, sweatshirt, and tee collection features a playful front graphic inspired by that famously grouchy holiday character — along with the iconic daily schedule scene printed boldly across the back.

From “wallow in self-pity” to “dinner with me (I can’t cancel that again)” to the unforgettable “I’m booked!” finale… this design captures one of the most loved (and most quoted) moments of the entire holiday movie season.

Whether you’re shopping for a friend who relates a little too much, gifting a coworker who avoids parties, or treating yourself to some Christmas comedy — this piece gives major holiday spirit with a wink.

Choose your style:
✔ Cozy unisex hoodie
✔ Comfy unisex crewneck sweatshirt
✔ Classic unisex cotton tee

Sizes: S–2XL
Colors: Black, Green, Purple, Light Pink, Red, White, Sport Grey

This is the perfect wear-anywhere piece for holiday parties, movie nights, gift exchanges, family photos, or simply living your best “I’m not going” season.

🎨 Product Details (All Styles)

✨ Front + Back Design

• Front: Small holiday-inspired pose graphic
• Back: Full “My Day” comedic schedule quote
• Printed in crisp, vibrant detail

👕 Unisex T-Shirt (Gildan 5000)

• 👚 100% cotton (fiber content varies by color)
• 🧵 Medium fabric (5.3 oz/yd²)
• 😊 Classic unisex fit
• 🌿 Ethically sourced US cotton
• 😌 Tear-away label for comfort
• 🎨 Smooth print surface for sharp detail

❄️ Unisex Sweatshirt (Gildan 18000)

• 🧵 50/50 cotton–poly blend
• ✨ Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²)
• 🔥 Soft fleece interior
• 👕 Ribbed cuffs & waistband
• 😌 Tear-away label
• 🎄 Perfect for chilly weather

🎅 Unisex Hoodie (Gildan 18500)

• 🔥 Warm 50/50 cotton–poly fleece
• 🧵 Medium-heavy fabric (8.0 oz/yd²)
• 🎀 Double-lined hood + matching drawstrings
• 🌨️ Super cozy for winter
• 😌 Tear-away label
• 🎨 Print-friendly smooth surface

🧼 Care Instructions

• ❄️ Machine wash cold
• ☁️ Tumble dry low
• 🚫 Don’t iron the design
• 🚫 Don’t dry clean
• ✨ Use non-chlorine bleach only

📦 Production & Shipping

Every Jonesworthy product is made to order with care just for you. Once your order enters production (typically within 1–2 hours immediately after your purchase) it cannot be changed or canceled. Due to this personalized process, we do not accept returns or exchanges unless there is an error on our part.
We move fast to create and ship your piece, so keep an eye out for your tracking number—it’ll be on its way before you know it!